File:Elf Bowling The Movie - sales promo trailer

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You may have already seen a trailer for the Fijian-made soon to be classic if not unwieldly named "Elf Bowling: The Movie - The Great North Pole Elf Strike", but this version plays up the massive popularity of the simplistic web game that it is based on. For a full minute.

It also includes the line, spoken by an actual human being, "Grab your balls...bowling balls that is!"

The trailer ends with the potentially horrifying news that "Elf Bowling 2: The Great Pumpkin Heist" will arrive in the fall of 2007...which it didn't

I do have to sadly admit that the animation looks a lot better than I expected and...Santa Claus used to be a pirate? Can't argue with that angle!

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